Tall Jokes

This is a compilation of Tall Jokes, categorized by type / situation involved.
If you have a good suggestion, please feel free to add your joke!

Follow this link to the related blog category: Tall People’s Humor


Tall People related to Tall Humor
Men:
Pat Stansik (Comedian, 6’4″) [Blog Posts, News, Website]

Women:

Kim Blacklock (Comedian, 6’5″) [Blog Posts, News, Website]
Harriet Halloway (Comedian, 6’0″) [Blog Posts, News, Website]



Humor Type: Comebacks
Situations: Random people asking questions
1) When you’re asked “How tall are you?”
– I’m 5 foot 17 inches (plug in your height).. I am 4 foot 30 inches
– I’m 5-foot-5 (when you’re not)

2) When you’re asked “Do you play basketball” (or volleyball or other sports)”
– No, did you play miniature golf?

3) When you’re asked to get something from the top shelf
– Sure, but could you also get me something from the bottom shelf?

Humor Type: One Liners

1) You must be this tall to ride this ride

2) I ain’t this tall – I’m just sitting on my wallet

Humor Type: Comments on T-Shirts
- You must be this tall to ride this ride
– I’m with Shortie
– Yes, I’m Tall
– No, I don’t play basketball

– Yes, I know I’m tall.

– Yes, I like being tall…although I don’t have much choice.

– No, it isn’t any colder “up here” than it is for you down there.

– No, I don’t play basketball…I’m 45 – fool.

– Yes, I can see down your top ;0)

– Yes, I can hear you – I’m tall not deaf.

– No, my parents did’t stand me in a grow bag…but I do like tomatoes.

– My dad was 6′ 3″ and my mum is 5′ 7″ so no, not particularly.

– No, I’m not still growing….well, not upwards anyway.

– No, I don’t believe you when you say you’ve got a friend who’s taller than me.

– Yes, buying clothes and shoes i difficult but not insurmountable

19 thoughts on “Tall Jokes”

  1. (from a tall kid to short kid)
    Tall person- Have you noticed that kids have been getting smaller and smaller each year?
    short kid- and have you looked in the mirror lately buddy?

  2. Did you play basketball?

    Look at them with a confused look on your face. Play what?? Watch them amusingly act out playing basketball, especially older folks. I like to say “play what??” and enjoy the reaction

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